Common App more like Money Trap

¨You will go nowhere without a college degree¨

But, college is not for free

So what you're telling me

Is without debt I cannot flee

Common App more like I'd rather take a nap

¨Why do you want to attend our school?¨

Well for one it's better than this cesspool

But, these questions are really cruel

If I don't answer admissions will think I'm a fool

Common App more like I'm going to snap

¨Early action due November 1st¨

Fall is most definitely the worst

One more mention of college and I will have an outburst

I swear this process is cursed