Life in 2009
What the Hell is going on??
Looking around and it looks like someone dropped a bomb.
The months, days, hours-where have they all gone??
If you listen these are the same words just a different song.
I haven’t felt like myself in WAY TOO LONG!!!
Living my life even though I know I’ve got it all wrong!!
Someone needs to put a bell over my head and give it a good “KONGGGG”!
Maybe to be safe give it another good whack too!!
If it works maybe I’ll see “me” again pretty soon.
No more of this weirdo acting like a loon
They found me alone in a stone room
Acting like an animal & howling at the moon!!
My only transportation a raggedy old broom.
Someone led me astray I’m just not sure whom,
I bet it was none other than that silly old buffoon
Hot on the trail like a hunter hunting his coon
But a coon I did not find so it must be true,
I am my own worst enemy & if it fits…WEAR THAT SHOE!!!
Skip my ass all the way down to my homemade tomb,
Man it’s so warm you’d think it was mid-June.
Look it’s ME – I am myself no matter if I am sane or a goon.
I jump on my broom & take off- - - - - - - -VROOMMM!!!
Just disappear into the endless deep, dark blue.
Running & hoping its over – I’ve got nothing to prove.
If you don’t like me or understand me then - - - MOVE!!!
I’ve got no time to waste I have 30 things to do before noon.
So if you want to be with me you must learn how I move & I groove.
We’ll hold hands & light the explosives- - - then- - - - - - BOOOOM!!!
Both our lives blown apart into nothing but a heaping pile of RUINS!!!
So you can stay or you can go, it’s all up to YOU!!!!