Some say that all they need in life is someone
to love and cherish forever
To hold tightly in their arms and express their undying love for each other
but, let me explain to you, that's not me
You know everyone has a "type"
mine is just...well unique
Let's see, "he" is a circle but, lives in a square box
yet, when you take a piece
he becomes a triangle and the first time I laid eyes on "him"
was at a pizza hut on a Saturday night
Long string cheese, melting off the sides as I had patted off the grease
telling myself that he needs my skin care routine
I take him home with me and his smell was everlasting
Until, you eventually forget about "him" and chuck it in the fridge
I started to feel guilty
I cheated on him.
With another one that I met at Dominos, Sunday night
what did I do!
But, don't worry
"his" crust was stale anyways
and all in all
it was just a pizza
The love of my life,
a pizza of my heart.