A princess was in her room 

on the phone with her boo

When she heard screeching sound

it was her blood hound

She tried to comfort it 

but it only threw a fit

The princess tried to get her phone

but realized she was on her own

She hiked up her skirt

and kicked some dirt

The boyfriend found the princess

and was surprised she was not in distress

He then only said six words

"You need to get a bird"