Snow White Was A Hoe
Once upon a time
Not long ago
As Snow White listened to the chime
She thought all I want to be is a hoe
Her wicked step mother kept her in chains
Because she believed all Snow White cared about was looks
She thought Snow white had no brains
And couldn't even understand simple textbooks
Trying to teach her a lesson, she hired a knight to draw her out the house
Wanted to show her what life was like without a little knowledge
Little did she know that Snow White would take this chance to find a spouse
Several spouses, she could hardly contain her joy, now she didn't have to go to college
Into the woods, where she met a couple handsome men
They were grumpy, happy, sleepy, bashful, sneezy, and mopey, all overcome with glee
Soon enough her stepmother came looking, but Snow White hid in the den
She couldn't believe this, she dreaded having to flee
Because finally, she got her wish and was as happy as can be