Once upon a midnight dark,

When all the town had done to sleep,

Cinderella, dressed in white so stark,

Began to profusely weep.

 

The dinner was garlic zucchini,

When Cinderella met her prince,

He had been so very dreamy,

But she had forgot to rinse!

 

Cinderella loved to dine

She even lifted her pinky,

Her food was so very fine,

But her breath was so very stinky.

 

Cinderella had pearly whites,

Sparkling and shining,

But alas she had spent all her nights

Talking, wining, and dining.

 

Before she started to use mouthwash,

Her teeth were so unclean.

All the boys would shout "oh gosh!"

Which Cinderella though was quite mean.

 

She started to brush her teeth,

And the sparks began to fly,

As one by one the boys came back,

But Cinderella just said "Goodbye!"

 

She kept on rejecting those men,

But come back they all did,

Because nothing is more attractive than

A girl who doesn't smell like squid.