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The land of the free
The home of the brave
Except for those who don’t quite fit
White, straight male you’re perfectly fine
Person of color?
Back into the immigration line!
The land of the free
Conditions apply
Ready to conform
Here to comply
Home of the brave
Brave enough to face the hate
Love is Love
Except when it’s not
Because love isn’t determined by hearts
Love is determined by your parts
Brave enough to be yourself
Unless you’re different from the norm
Freedom and Equality
Just don’t apply to you and me
When your gender isn’t what’s in your head
It’s what the doctor said
Is this really the land of the free?
Racism does not equal Equality
Debts are growing
Lives are going
But everything is perfect in the land of the free
Sexulaization is perfectly fine
For every girl over nine
Boys will be boys
Girls are meant to be broken toys
No one cares what you say
“What were you wearing that day?”
Fight for freedom
Thousands cry
Come back home
You should’ve died
Pledge allegiance to the flag
Unless, of course, you’re a fag
Minority rights are a joke
No one listens when you’re broke
When your water is toxic
Sacred land destroyed
Bill of Rights is null and void
Medical bills cause financial crisis
Inadvertently we created ISIS
No better place for me
This sweet land of liberty
Just be sure to look away
From corruption every day