I am no model.

Honestly, a little chub never hurt anyone.

I am no scholar.

But getting questions right is pretty swell.

I am no billionaire.

Who needs a billion when I only need 2 for chocolate?

I am no gymnast.

But I can get off my bum to get to the fridge.

I am noone with lucsious hair.

Though, it smells like strawberries.

I am nothing with power.

My openmindness allows me to be a leader

of myself.

A lot of crap happens to me.

It is based on perspective.

I am not the best person out there. 

I am not a hero.

I am not a superstar.

I am not a gangster.

I am not popular.

But.

I am not stupid,

I am not ugly,

I am not unloved,

nor am I upset that I am none of these things.

Based on perspective,

thats's pretty okay.