Nothing is ever as it seems when
A monster chases me off a cliff.
Did I forget to wear my pants?
Yes, I won a million bucks and
Starbucks was built into my house.
I sang a song with Akon,
Flew to China with a Chimpanzee, and
Ate a cheeseburger with an African Queen.
I saw a snake with vampire teeth
Melt a sock with a laser beam.
I built a rocket out of cheese and
Jumped to the moon from a trampoline.
I went to jail for eating peas and
Crashed an Enzo into a pole.
I rode a horse into the sky
Where I got eaten by a butterfly.
My knife barked at me
When I cut a twig and
that dream-catcher trapped me
in it's intricate web.
No, nothing is ever as it seems
When everything is in your dreams.