Eighteen
18
Hooray!
Suuu baby now
Sukkie
Sukkie
Ouuu now
Can the chu’ch say A-men!?!
Oh lawd
Choir sang it
C’mon
Let them freedom bells rang
C’mon
Piano man play the damn thang
Let them horns blow man blow
Be
Cause
I just wanna let you all know that
I
Never
Thought I’d see the day of my eighteenth birthday
Heehaw
My eighteenth birthday
Yippee kay yay
Yippee kay yay
Can’t believe I finally made it man
I was born!
Not to make it but
Somehow
I make it happen
Someway
I make it work
Mmmm chile I work it out and make it look good
So
FUCKING good
My
God
With my eyes blindfolded and my hands tied behind my back
I was born!
On the wrong side of the tracks man
Around the alleyway back in the blackest nigga section of New Yawk City
Right by the expressway
Yes
The Bronx Bomber started from
Under
The poverty line
Started from the bottom below zero at only 25 weeks old and grew up
Up the block from the neighborhood dope spot
Next doe to the snowman—snow bunnies come and take a walk on the wild side
Yes
Around the corner from the coroner and corner store bodega
Right in front of the storefront church
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
In the belly of the beast
Hmm
The beast tried to eat me
Tried to do me
But I was too much to digest so instead
I ate the beast and now the beast is my belly
WHAT!?!
Motherfucker
You know what it is
You know what it do
You know how it be
Special K
You know who I am
The 730
007 Dirty Harry from 782
The troublesome troubadour of the truest matador metaphors...
Mmmhm
Watch me grab the bull by the horns
Yeah eighteen and shaking the bullshit off and kicking down doors
Bitch
Forever
Sticking it to the man and all these
Bitch ass
Cotton picking pickanany Grammy award winning feminine men and minstrel show
Bo
Jangles
You know I won’t bow down or bend over for nobody
No way
Will I ever say never
Kay will never die or ever play the porch monkey for the honkies and the crackers
Kay don’t take no for an answer
18
Taking no prisoners
That’s right
Everybody gon get it boy and if I said it I meant it
One mo time
I said Imma tell it like it is and make it plain because
I am not afraid to say what ya’ll been thinking all this time
No
I won’t stay in my place to save face
Be
Cause
I’m eighteen now and done faced plenty of adversity
Many a time
Come face to face with the devil but my knees
Would not
Could not
Buckle and I did not kiss up or suck up
I put up and shut up
I
I
I
Put it down
Shut it down
Cause you can knock me down but can’t keep me down
No
Kay won’t stay down
Brother I’m
Too good
But brother
I coulda been no good
Coulda been a hood
Who
Coulda been got shot or locked up
Coulda copped out and dropped out
But I
Kept on keeping on
Moving
Grooving
Doing it you know
Doing it to death
Dum
Diddly
Di
Dum Dum
Without a gun
Diddly
Di
Dum
Dum
And it’s been one hell of a time just trying to survive
Man
I’ve been
Up
Been
Down
Been
Over
Been
Out
Been a puppet
Been a pauper
Been a pawn
But you know I’m a poet who’s soon to be king
A king who’s soon to marry a queen and raise a family
Soon to be in the movies
And
Move my mama out to a new house
Yeah buddy
Soon to be paid
Soon to have it made
Soon to make it
Commune with the birds and use my words to
Make a difference in the world
Just you wait
And see
Eighteen
© 2013 Karl Lawrence