Trapped way up in a tower

Waiting for Prince Charming

The number of fakes and pervs 

Is really quite alarming

As the dragon slays them all down

You watch from your towers' glass

As they ride in on their high horse

The dragon knocks them on their... rear end

Frustrated and flabbergasted 

You wait for that just right one

Patiently you continue to wait

On one that's not a female dog's son

You know your Charming is out there

The best have been known to lag

Soon he'll come to rescue you

The dragon will wave a white flag

You're too strong to scream "save me"

But your prince charming has now come

Cause you're the fair maiden baby