I am sassy,

as some may know.

Its flawless in design,

and that, I like to show!

I might have some odds and ends about myself,

And those problems I might have to lug and tow.

But if I keep my muttering that I am flawless,

I might have a couple foes.

Those foes are surely jealous,

The only flawless thing about them is their shiny toes.

So how about, I embrace my own version of perfection,

and deter the negative people, huffing and puffing from their nose.

Now i can proudly say.

I am FLAWLESS