Hey Ms. Smith, how are you?

If you ask me, I'm feeling blue

I see the wheels turnin' in your brain

Thinking of new ways to cause us pain

Our pencils move fast; our hands cramp up

We asked for breaks with no such luck!

You give us F's for sloppiness,

F's for slack,

F's for having the wrong backpacks.

F's for disruptions,

F's for sagging pants,

F's for forgetting to raise our hands!

So tell me, you loving teacher

Why do you fail us so?

My GPA is getting weaker,

This mess has to go!