(Best read aloud in an upbeat rap.)
Could you grab a pen and paper?
I’ve got something to say
And it cannot wait till later.
can title it “Being a Senior Sucks”
Cause I’m getting kinda swamped
& I ain’t getting any luck
You assign us on the daily
Like 4 hours of work,
Meanwhile I’ve got deadlines
Out the ass I’m gonna go berserk.
I’m an Advanced Placement kid
So I ain’t getting any sleep
So if I doze off in class
You can read it & weep
So I’m sorry if my essay sucks.
You see I’m tryna get into college
So you can lock me up
For all I care I’m just trying to get that full ride
So I can start making bank
And rise up in the industry
Thank you Teacher.
You can sign this To the Culprit,
I hope you like it when you read it.