It's not gonna take an encyclopedia,
To understand life without social media.
Instagram, Facebook, Snap Chat, and Twitter,
Gets my head and my hands all in a jitter.
In the landtime forgot, there was U.S. mail,
But who wants scoop at the speed of a snail?
Then there was phones, connected with a line,
Well that one sends shivers all down my spine.
Along came printing, in the form of a newspaper,
But i'd rather have my info sooner than later.
Oh and morse code, WOW, that's so old.
A pigeon! Oh smidgen. Pony Express! God Bless.
So my life is complete, I have all I need,
Cause when I want scoop, Social Media has the speed.