I Can't Math
Why can’t I Math?
I didn't’t stutter
“why can I math?”
makes an English major
shudder
I’ve been called a Grammar Nazi
corrected mis spelled words in my head
since i was old enough to read
the books i’ve read
After all this time, i’m still doing well
but math seems to be something i can’t dispel
if i had to calculate the amount of times i sat in front of numbers
and was completely lost, it would be an estimate of about
a bagillion
I go with math the way oil goes with water
only if it’s required to get that diploma
even though there is no diplomacy in the world
of linear equations
in elementary, it was all fun
it was just single digit numbers
with the occasional 12 that threw everyone off.
then one day, the teacher walked in and
she turned to the board, and drew an X
i thought her plus sign was a bit turned over
i guess
I thought the division sign was the dawn of emojis.
my lack of control i have with formulating
leaves me in a nonsensical frenzy of perplex
i can’t seem to relax when it comes to equations
every homework assignment is a French movie with no subtitles
extra credit math questions might as well be a
checkpoint on mars
because they both have the same probability
of their reach ability
it’s a flat out, no way in hell, zero point nothing percent
I’ll work twice as hard
to get half as far
in this redundant world
of binary code
I walk into class and my professor asks
if anyone needs help with the math at hand
little does she know i have as many questions
as there are numbers
but i must admit it’s hard to stay humble
when i finish a problem on my own
i throw my arms above my head in a
moment of victory
only to find out the ones i solved
were example problems
oh well.
time to look at the clock and calculate
the amount of time i have left
30 minutes till dismissal
that means i have to go through
ten minutes three times
or three minutes ten times
or five minutes six times
or six mi.....