If Superman was Gay
If Superman was Gay
His accomplishments
Would walk out and slam him in the face
He’d have an awful lot of
Debunking stereotypes to do
After all that latex suit? Let’s not make it too obvious here
If Superman was Gay
The actor has to be gay too, right?
Bombard him till he’s forced to say “By the way, I’m straight”
And that flying is just a result
Of rainbows or some shit
All that gay propaganda just sliding its way into the movies
If Superman was Gay
Saving people would be gay
And loving humankind would be gay
And wearing capes would be gay
And fighting for what’s right?
Totally gay