With a long skirt and a purity ring

With hoops and skinnies and hooker boots

With a big Irish Family as Catholic as it gets

With a brother that drank vodka at the driveins

With a decently attractive hourglass body

With a body covered in tiny scars from a pin

With a boyfriend in a Christian band who's saving it for marriage

With a boyfriend who won't say love after nine months

With a little Catholic Girl Saying Prayers at night

With a little Catholic Girl Crying every night