There once was a beautiful girl named Pam

That wanted nothing less then deep, true love

One evening she was walking and met Sam

His first gift to her was a gorgeous dove

One day they set sail to his parent’s house

In his pocket was an elegant ring

But when he reached for it he found a mouse

To distract Pam his mom started to sing

Sam dove to the floor in a panic mode

Please find the ring Sam pleaded in his mind

The situation became a huge load

Then Sam started to sweat and loose his kind

From the corner of his eye Pam reached low

She looked at him and said they should go slow