I found him on my couch this morn,

I'd let him in to beat the cold.

I gave him bread, I gave him bed,

He thanked me in the morning.

I found him in a jail this morn,

I'll visit him in two days time.

I'll give him bread, I'll be his friend,

And he'll thank me in the morning.

I left him on the street this morn,

I held my cash, and hit the gas,

I drove away to save my time.

He'll see me now, I bet he'll frown,

And leave me in the morning.