My Favorite Animal

My favorite animal is 

Homo sapiens sapiens

 

This mammal has it all

It's cute

It's smart

It is easily house trained

 

It's so adaptable

So good at long distance travel

thanks to the massive gluteus maximus adorning it's shapely lower limbs

Did I mention its upright posture which frees its arms for holding stuff?

Or it's dexterity which makes it able to climb like a Mountain Goat

despite it originating in the fucking savannah (so cool)

Like the fucking quadcopter of the mammal world

 

Holy Mother of God I love Homo sapiens sapiens

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