My Home Dog Hamlet

Hamlet
Bread and cheese
Does whatever the fuck he wants
And whatever he please.

Fuck with him,
And You fuck with me.
He'll melt your flesh
To be or not to be

He acts with grace,
Then acts insane
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuthafucka
Prince of Danes

Should been king,
But his uncle is a dick
Fuck that faggot
Suck my dick

He's the master of fruit,
So he'll fucking peel ya
Bitches get stitches
Shout out to Ophelia

Polonius
What a dirty old fuck
Looks like an ass
Never keeps his mouth shut

Until my boy killed him
With no regrets
With that being said,
Austin has no pecs. 

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