Out of my butt
long and stinky
comes a lovely turd
Four times the size of my pinkie

I took my time
to push it out
It hurt so bad
I wanted to shout

Smells so good
In such a bad way
No words can express
What I'm trying to say

Painful yet fun
A pretty brown
Makes me laugh
Like a clown

I love my tied
Long and true
I love to poop
How about you?