Three jobs for the single moms just trying to get by

Seven for humans who have student loans 

Nine for the addicts doomed to die

One for for me to make my home

In the land where I will never cry

One job to save them all, one job to find them,

One job to bring them all and in happiness bind them

In the land where I will never cry

(Credit goes to J. R. R. Tolkien for writing the inscription for the One Ring)