Peter, I've found a lost boy

Here he is with his toy

Now approach him slowly

or he'll confess

he loves you dearly

he's quite the mess

Peter, I've found a lost boy

Here he is quick to annoy

Now don't frown showily

or he'll feel stress

he just wants to love you

that you can guess

Peter, I've found a lost boy

Here he is just a moma's boy

Now stab him holy

cause he won't look unless 

you do it slowly

so he'll see the unkindness 

Peter, I've lost the boy