Frivolous Lawsuit is the name of the game

Your coffee too hot? Oh guess you better sue

From lonely and desperate to rich Miss Fame

You slipped on ice? Guess its the city's fault too

America is truly powered by greed

From assault heft and murder to petty theft

People will do anything to play the Piper's reed

It seems that shallow emotion is all we have left

If humans could just grow up and deal

With their problems like adults

We wouldnt all be cold as steel

And joining that pathetic cult

And so we live on, trembling to our toes

Succumbing to greed and hate and woes.