Rip Off
Passive verbs will do just fine
Unless of course, you wish to be kind
Original characters are just great
Unless of course, they arrive too late
Use my names, or two, or three
Unless of course, they belong to me
Take my paintings off my walls
Unless of course, you relate at all
Steal my bread and eat my butter
Unless of course, you’re my bosom brother
Kick the goat I try to feed
Unless of course, you pay some heed