My name's Sam.Hope you got the telegram,cuz if you didn't Ima shoot you up like "Muthafucka blam!"Just kidding, Ma'am.That's not the kinda man I am.I'm actually Mexican, not Mediterraneanand I don't eat lamb.Don't even think about bringing upgreen eggs and ham! I prefer more wholesome foodslike yams and jam! I'm staying up late tonight to cram,in case at school I have an exam.For the most part school's fine,but I swear it's one big scam,when we get so much homework.Have you seen the stack? Damn! I'd rather be with my fam thanram my brain.I need to get away and take a train or a tram.