The voices tell me to do bad things.
 

Sneak cookies,

hit that dude with a bat.

They won't leave me alone!

The voices tell me to break the rules.

Pinch my sister,

stay up for three days straight,

don't do my homework,

jump on the dog.

It's getting a little annoying.

Put sarrand wrap on the toilet seat,

eat frozen fishsticks,

break my window,

sit on the Wii,

say bad words.

I JUST SAW A FLY!

That was the voices telling me to say I just saw a fly,

although I didn't

and now I'm scared

because they might get an evil fly to come eat my face off

and give my leg to an elephant.