Math taught me that I am not smart enough

And that my brain is filled with useless fluff

Science taught me that my atoms are wasted

On a kid that will live in his parents basement

English taught me that I’m not good at essays

And that I will never be happy in all my days

Health taught me that I’ll never be skinny

That I’m just a fat little jimmy

History taught me that I’ll never be important

That I’ll always be filled with resentment