Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Location
STDs are one of a kind
Yet they are so easy to find
Syphilis, Chlamydia, Gonorrhea and AIDS
You can catch all four in a matter of days
It’s not that hard
Just gotta get laid
But if you hire help
Don’t forget to pay
You would be surprised at who has them
Your dentist, your grandma
Especially the high-school-has-been
They leave pretty sores
Or runs in the potty
But they are most sexy if they are all over your body
Don’t be afraid of these diseases
Most of the time they are unavoidable as a wall
Because STDs are like Pokémon
“Gotta catch ‘em all”