You'd think that a Sports Marketing class supports all sports,

Except for the athletes that play in mini skirts.

You see, Mr. K, every other day

I'm offended by what you and the boys in my class say.

"Girls aren't athletes, they can barely run, if I have a child, it better be a son."

Seriously? That's hilarious to me.

I'll take you out on a tennis court if it's an athlete you want to see.

I serve at 80 miles per hour, I'm stronger than 2 of you, 

girls aren't athletes? You don't have a clue.

I dare you to return a serve from Serena,

Don't come crying to me when you realize you can't beat her.

Until the day comes when you sprint faster than Jackie- Joyner- Kersee,

Please hold the sexist comments from the other girls and me.