The Sir
{Best when read out loud!}
This specimen
I interest in
Its qualities abound.
Upon solid ground
Its sole transportation
With some speculation
Was discovered in
Its long abdomen.
Sparkling scales
Skyrocketing sales
Surround a slender
Skeleton. An expert blender
In its habitat
Slithering slyly this way & that.
Silently slipping
Into the Mississipping
Out of sight
So as not to cause fright
To an innocent bystander.
While some slander
“Goodness sake”
You can count on the snake.