[You're old]school in this modern world.
Love your stories but your style has to go.
Not so easy to learn from these pre-made pre-tests
and you need to give it a rest.
"American Government's not boring."
To each their own, Teach, but this certainly isn't my cuppa tea.
You spew these lectures but test us on something entirely different.
How can we be in it to win it?

Not everyone learns the same way.
Even flowers grow in all types of terrain,
But how am I to blossom when you keep me in the sand?
I was meant for gravel and rocks,
and as a teacher, well, [you] pretty much [suck].