Your hair looks terrible
Did you even try to use a brush?
I mean I think some birds are living in there
Seriously I just heard a wood thrush!
Your pants are too tight
Your belly is over your belt
I can't believe you actually made it here
With the hand that you have been dealt
Poor teacher, poor educator
We really wish you would at least try
Because it is so dang difficult staring at you
Everyone in your class wants to cry
One day maybe you will have a makeover
And make everybody so jealous
But until that appointed time
You will simply be known as Teacher Tasteless!