Teacher Slam

Your hair looks terrible

Did you even try to use a brush?

I mean I think some birds are living in there

Seriously I just heard a wood thrush!

 

Your pants are too tight

Your belly is over your belt

I can't believe you actually made it here

With the hand that you have been dealt

 

Poor teacher, poor educator

We really wish you would at least try

Because it is so dang difficult staring at you

Everyone in your class wants to cry

 

One day maybe you will have a makeover

And make everybody so jealous

But until that appointed time

You will simply be known as Teacher Tasteless!

 

 

 

 

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