"They Make Me Laugh" (EXPLICIT Lyrics !) ... A Poem written by Big Virge 30/11/2006

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United Kingdom

Some Girls And Women Nowadays ...

REALLY Make Me LAUGH .... !!!!!
They CLEARLY THINK They're SMART ...

So CHOOSE To PLAY The ... " CHASE ME Game " ... !!!

Well ... "Not me babe !" ...

MANY Take Cocaine So CAN'T Explain ...
The Things That They Did ... YESTERDAY ... !?!

That's A JOKE Of Course ... !!!
But Fellas DON'T Get Caught By Girls Who SNORT ... !!!
Then Start To Talk As If They're ..... " IT " ..... !!!!!
They're Bound To Be FULL of .... BULLSHIT .... !!!

So What About Those Who DON'T Take Drugs ... ?!?
The Type Whose Nose Is SO HIGH UP ... !!!!!
Her Nose Is In The ... " Mile High Club " ... !!!!!!!!

Now It's NOT Just ME TRUST Me BELIEVE ... !!!!!
Enough Men SEE The Way They Be ...

... "No man deserves to have us girls !
... Unless he's got the things we want !"

Well Girls It Seems You've Got It WRONG ...
What About The Men Who'd FULFIL Your Needs ... !?!

We're NOT Like Fruit You Can PICK Then Refuse ... !!!!!

Of Course You Should ... Pick CAREFULLY ... !!!!!

But REMEMBER The Rules We're PICKING TOO ... !!!
We'd LIKE To See What's GOOD In You ...

Which Simply Means NO Fallacies ... !!!!!
Come On Ladies Everyman ALSO Has His Needs ... !!!!!

Girls DON'T Believe That Your Pussy Is Made of GOLD ... !!!!!!!

It's Merely A HOLE Used For Sexual Stuff ... !!!
Once It's Been DUG If Your Head's MESSED UP ... !!!
Most Men Will Hunt For .... ANOTHER ONE .... !!!!!
Whose Head Is NOT ... Unless They're DUMB ... !!!

We See Your Moves ... !!!
You Play The Fool When You Are Young ...
Okay That's Cool But When You Get OLD ... !!!!!
And Your Looks Start To GO ............................................................ !!!!!!!!

May I Just Ask You ... " What you gonna do ? " ...

COMPLAIN When Men Walk Straight PAST YOU ... !!?!!
Because They've Seen Your ATTITUDE ... !!!
When You HAD Your Looks ... " Back In Your Youth " ...

THINK It Through DON'T Act Like A MULE ... !!!!!
When You KNOW Your Looks Will ... DESERT You .......................... !!!!!

Plastic Surgeons May Help You Get Attention For Yourself ... ?!?

But YOUNGER Models Will Come And Have Men RUN ...
UP Under Them To Share Their Bed And Have Some Fun ... !!!!!

REMEMBER The Days When YOU Were A BABE ... ?!!!?
Who Liked To Play Games And Make Men CHASE ... !!!

Well ... As You Age The Rules of The Game ...
Start To SWAY The ... OTHER Way .... !!!!!

Most Men WILL Age MUCH BETTER Than YOU ... !!!!!
Come On Now Girls You KNOW It's TRUE ... !!!!!!!!

Our Dicks Will Remain In The Very SAME PLACE ... !!!!!
But When You Look At Your Breasts And Made-Up Face ... !!!

Answer THIS For Me Babe ... " Can You Say The Same ? " ...

You CAN'T Can You And That's The TRUTH ...
So What's With ALL The Moves You Pull ... ?
When You Are Young And FULL of Youth ... ?!?

... "No relationships, because i'm a chick, who's a free spirit !"

.... "Well i'm a free spirit too, so we should be cool !
.... Let's go for a drink, so that we can see !
.... One thing i'll guarantee, is your spirits will be free
.... if you'll part your lips and FREELY, SUCK MY DICK !"

... "Well, EXCUSE ME, I'm not that free !
... Exactly what, do you take me to be ?"

.... "Well, not quite what you initially seemed !
.... It would seem you're a spirit, who's, NOT SO FREE !"

See It's A JOKE To Me How Some Girls Now Be ... !!!

MANY LIE TO THEMSELVES About What They NEED ... !!!
And How They'd Like Their Man To Be ...
They're Watching ... TOO MUCH MTV ... !!!!!

Where Girls Now Sing Some Quite SEXIST Songs ... ?!?
Now If A Man Did That They'd Say ... " We're WRONG ! " ...

Well ... FORGET The Spice Girls And The Pussycat Dolls ... !!!

It's NOT Their World And They Write CRAP Songs ... !!!!!

Rich Men Have MARKED Their Cards From The Start ... !!!
But Of Course They'll Contend That They ... " DON'T NEED MEN " ... ?!?!?

So They Dress Like TARTS Just To TOP THE CHARTS ... !?!?!
Cos' What They Call ART Is A Musical FARCE ... !!!!!!!!

These Days The CHASE Has Gone TOO FAR ... !!!
Which Is Probably Why Some Women Now CLAIM ... !!!!!

That ... " They Are From VENUS " ... !?!
and that ... " Men Are From MARS " ... !?!

Which Is Why This Poem's Called ...

.... " They Make Me Laugh ! " ....

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