A toast for the scumbag
Three cheers for the jerk.
Hip-hip for the asshole
With his signature smirk.
He struts down the alley
With his head held so high
He’s better than you
So don’t even try.

Thumbs up for the nice guy
A hug for the beau.
Esteem for the lover
With his red trusty rose.
He gets less attention
He needs not impress
He will always love you-
His darling princess.