One year costs about the same as a C-Class,

Four years costs as much as a wife, a crib and a baby does,

Without it, we can't get good jobs.

With it, we spend our entire lives paying it off.

They say money is no object,

But a curb on the street is,

And that's where you'll be if you can't pay those loans back.

This is a stick-up.

Empty your pockets.

Give me your watch.

And your shoes.

Welcome to debt for education.

Welcome to death for education. 

Welcome to College.