You Call That A Lake
Location
Victor Valley College
Bear Valley, Victorville, CA
United States
34° 28' 13.6848" N, 117° 20' 41.586" W
See map: Google Maps
My college has a lake,
oh how it looks so fake.
What good is it for?
Our school is supposedly poor.
The lake does not serve a purpose;
there is scum on the surface.
To get from one side to the other- oh brother.
You have to go all the way around;
the broken fountain sprinklers make a horrid sound.
The ducks and geese poop
on your shoes there is green and white goop.
You aren’t allowed to swim or wade
I don’t even know why the students pay.
I can’t wait to transfer and graduate,
I hate that school, it’s such a stupid place.
And that lake…
It just looks ridiculously fake.
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