07-07-97

I know his son's intelligent

And the daughter prefers the mother

It's not surprising really

After he ran off to Ireland with her brother

His culture comes from Abraham

You can tell from the things he's said

But the reason he's a TISM dad

Is because he's a dickhead!

We say we support empowerment

And positive discrimination

But if we should get fooled by the Wendy Rule

We'll only care about our reputation

A mandolin and a song to sing

Might need sympathy-yet still

Possibly a TISM dad could be

A dickhead pure and simple!

In 'Damned Whores and God's Police'

Here's what Anne Summers said;

If you don't want to tell the truth and give the girl peace

Just take a cop calling woman to bed

She will help keep a daughter

And a naughty mummy under control

But she might change her mind when she learns the truth

About the Tatslink TISM pole!