ahem

i considered going to a synagogue on saturday.

then i realized i wasn't sure if that was something one would go to on a saturday.

and then i realized there are no jews to be found here.

so close

and so far.

sorry i missed your call god

but if you'll leave your name

number

and a brief message

i'll get back to you as soon as i possibly can.

thanks and have a great day.

beep.