Alice Wondered

You know her as Alice

The girl in the blue dress

In your story she wasn’t full of malice

But in my story she’s quite full of politesse

Yes when she returned home

From the side of Wonderland

She let her sexuality roam

As she held a woman’s hand

But being gay wasn’t favored

All the way back in 1865 

So the two ran off to be savored

Back to Wonderland where they could thrive

Alice and Snow White lived happily ever after 

A life filled with tea, no dwarfs, and quite a bit of laughter