All Shook Up Rewrite (My lyrics instead of Elvis Presley's)

Well I bless my soul.                                                                                                                                                    What’s wrong with me?                                                                                                                                                       I think I’m slipping into insanity.                                                                                                                                         

My friends say my Facebook should be restricted

I’m addicted

I can’t give it up.

            You spend 50 hours on it every week.

I have to keep my Words With Friends winning streak!

Do you think I win just by pure luck?

               You’re addicted.

               You can’t give it up.

You have to post things all the time.

Rejecting a friend request is a crime.

Even if he’s had seven arrests.

He’s such a creeper. It scares me to death!

I have to add to the 700 friends I’ve got.

Plus he’s, like, amazing and super hot.

               I think your priorities are cluttered up.

               You’re addicted!

               You will give it up!

               I really think you should try to speak

               To a doctor. Your problem has become antique.

There is no cure for this body of mine.

I’m keeping Facebook til the day I die!!

Facebook is the only thing I’ve got.

It determines whether I’m popular or not.

               Your priorities are definitely cluttered up.

               You’re ADDICTED!!!  

               You WILL give it up!!