Alphabet

A is for Ah

B is what it wants to Be (or not B)

C is for cell, but not sell. not forsceen

D is for Decay

E is for ever and ever and ever

F is for Free but not for Three

G is for Gnome

H is Honest

I is for Inferno, hope I is not for the Inferno.  I didn’t see that coming with my little eye.

J is for Jail, unless you spell it Gaol

K is known (or Potassium if there are any chemists here)

L is for Llandudno

M is for mnemonic, that’s easy to remember

N is for night, but not for knight

O is OK

P is for Pneumonia (Don’t take the P)

Q for queue, if you can wait that long, mind the P and q

R is for right but not write. Got that right? And not Arithmetic as that would not add up.

S is for sea and for see.  Defiantly not the C word

T is for 2 and two for tea

U is not for you, so it must be against you.

V is for Vendetta, V is for Victory is that compatible?

W is for Whom it may concern.

X marks the spot.  24 out of 26

Y is for Why Oh Why, but at least it is for you, not against you

Z is for Zero, that nothing.

Zee end.

Richard Stephenson