The Angry Astronaunt

Why did I have to be named Yoshi It’s the only Japanese name that Americans recognize Named after some stupid Mario Brothers character Yes, my name is Yoshi I was not born in Japan I was born in Connecticut Don’t be surprised that I don’t have an accent I do happen to speak four languages with fluency I graduated at the top of my class at MIT I read A Brief History of Time before you rotated your first tire I’m smarter than you and I’m not afraid to tell it to your face Sorry if I seem bitter I'm orbiting the earth at 17,500 miles an hour And I have space crabs