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Frankly

In February

I found a funky freaking Frankenstein

Flabberghasted

Fondling a furry fanny-pack

But only periodically

Previous to the present tense

I even approached a lving present tensing up

I saw some pretty POPPING pectorals

On his purple bow

It was so pleasing to see that I caress giftwrap to this day

Dis poem is honestly the defnition of dilly-dallying

Dankest part?

I don't give a diggidy-darn!