ANSWERED PRAYERS

Woke up this morning sweating

Laying in a wet spot

The heat must be on high

Cause this house is freakin hot

I look out the window

The sky is dark and grey

I drank a lot last night

But I'm feeling okay

I'm in a strange bedroom

I've never seen before

A girl is singing in the shower

I can hear her thru the door

I scan the room for pictures

There's one over on the desk

Two girls are in it smiling

Ones a hot blond, the other is a mess

So I start praying

Then I hear the shower quit

God really does answer prayers

It's the blond with the big t*ts

        THE END