Anti-Love Poem

HER:

My darling old husband, how could I have known?

I would’ve been so much better spending an eternity alone.

HIM:

My lovely old wife, what a shrew you are,

I should have left you at that crummy old bar.

HER:

You joke, you loon,

You’re a dumb measly baboon.

HIM:

You pain, you nag,

You’re a back stabbing hag.

HER:

You’re a foolish chump, what a twisted fate.

It’s no wonder I met you on a blind date.

HIM:

You’re a wicked witch, what a crazy affair.

When I wake up, you sure give me a scare.

HER:

Your mother is evil, how could you miss?

Oh god, why did I marry into this?

HIM:

Your father is crazy; I’d think you’d agree,

I should’ve left when he pointed that rifle at me.

HER:

You make me so blue.

HIM:

You keep me awake.

HER:

But I guess I still love you.

MAN:

Though, it’s no piece of cake.

TOGETHER:

So on one final note to be,

Real quick and real fast,

I wish you a happy anniversary,

God, I hope it’s our last.