Are you sitting by someone annoying?

In Geometry you think you just learn shapes and what not

But in my class patience is something I make sure doesn’t stop

This person is always sniffling

And always tapping

Always squeaking their chair

Making me want to rip out my own hair

While she’s tapping

And while she’s sniffling

I try my very hardest

Not to hit the pest

This sniffer

And this tapper

Makes me lose my focus

And drives me crazy like the hocus pocus

I hope the stiffest

And the tappest

Learn that one day I will say something

One day I will throw them all the way to Beijing