Average Joes

Average Joes

are average foes

wishing to be a more than average foe

Average Joes

are couch po-ta-tos,

Who are not mashed,

or salted,

or have the slightest touch of gravy.

They are oblonged,

disgusting,

flavorless appetizers

Woe!

To the more than average foe!

For it looks down upon the average Joe,

and pittys him

for his lack of inspiration.

for the average Joe,

has no woes.